Rules:
- Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.
1) Your name? Michelle
Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."
2) Your age? 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."
3) One of your friends? Louise
Louise is a popular feminine form of the name Louis; it is used in all English-speaking and French-speaking countries, and is commonly found across Europe.
rhymes with most opf the english dictionary: cheese, peas, keys, please, knees, wheeze, jeez, bees, ease, tease, sneeze, these, fees and so on..................
Also in a famous saying
What up Louise!
"Jeez Louise!"
4) What should you be doing? Homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
5) Favorite color? Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6) Birthplace? Michigan
The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.
7) Month of your birth? June
The sixth month.
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8) Last person you talked to? Chris
a douche bag homo that sits in his room all day beating off to cartoon porn and playing video games
Dude, Chris is such a homo.
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9) One of your nicknames? Mustang
An American legend. The original pony car and muscle car, born on April 17th 1964. The car all other manufacturers tried tried and are still trying to emulate. 1964-1973 first generation Mustangs are considered classics, 1974-1986 were not so good. 1987-1993 are the popular Fox body, and 1994 to present Mustangs are sweet, esp. 1999-present. A new generation will begin for model year 2005.
Ultimate Mustangs include the 1969-70 Boss 429, Any Shelby Mustang, any Cobra, and any Saleen, Mach 1, Boss 302, GT's, etc. GT's are always great and are very reasonably priced.
To everyone who is bashing the Mustang, a few words. Camaros and Firebirds may be quicker than most GT's, but 1) They look like crap (except WS-6 Trans Am) and 2) I'd like to see either of them step up to the 2003 Cobra or any Saleen, and 3) Oh wait, GM discontinued them because they can't sell any.
For the Japanese cars will the silly winey exhaust.....putting 500 HP in a Civic is like putting Granite Counter Tops and a Plasma TV into your mobile home at the trailer park....why bother? Why not spend the money on a nicer unit first? Now, a 3000 GT or Supra is nice, but a stock Saleen s351r with 510 HP, yes stock with 510, will eat any stock Japanese car (including NSX), and most souped up ones. Put a few dollars under the hood of that Saleen and look out, no beefed Japanese car will touch it.
Mustangs are the best.
Dude, I just spend $90,000 on my Honda Civic and put 17 turbos on the 75 HP 4 cylinder, and that Mustang Saleen s351r just beat me by 9 car lengths.
Wow, that was fun. I tag anyone who feels like having a good laugh!
Devious Comments
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Have you hugged an Emo today?
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AHRR! Let's get it on...pirate-style! Wade Wilson aka Deadpool
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Bit of a sadist boy i am, i do bite...
Very romantic at heart...
Can I kiss u one last time?
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"You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul. You have a body."
- C. S. Lewis
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Bit of a sadist boy i am, i do bite...
Very romantic at heart...
Can I kiss u one last time?
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Bit of a sadist boy i am, i do bite...
Very romantic at heart...
Can I kiss u one last time?
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"You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul. You have a body."
- C. S. Lewis
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AHRR! Let's get it on...pirate-style! Wade Wilson aka Deadpool
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