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[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you”.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 3

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 3

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (Only once, when I was waking up from a dream of eating bacon. lol)

TOTAL: 1

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 3

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (only because I'm too lazy to just think about it...)
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally... (It flew into my mouth! it's not my fault!)
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You don’t know what “um” means.
[] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.


TOTAL: 3

GRAND TOTAL: 17

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

I am 68% Mentally Ill.